These words, like daggers.

Rafael Reynante.

Slightly erratic and overly exposed.

Jan 26
innocentbastard:

thefrogman:

I did not see that coming. 
[video]

probably milked the wrong cow

innocentbastard:

thefrogman:

I did not see that coming. 

[video]

probably milked the wrong cow

(via dashunderscoredash)


stinkfart:

lol

DOUBLE SUN POWER


Jan 25
superhappy:

T_T

superhappy:

T_T

(via juyceefrut)


Jan 23

Conversation I heard in the club.

  • Shy Guy: Hey there..
  • Random Guy: Hey what's up?
  • Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
  • Random Guy: Thanks dude!
  • Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
  • Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
  • Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
  • Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
  • Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
  • Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

eloraflora:

hellorhappiness:

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

and that’s all i need to know.

IT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW

MY SHOULDERS ARE ITCHY


Jan 21

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

myphil0sophy:

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 
  • YEAH GURL IMMA HIT YOU
  • up later because we’ve been on the phone for hours and it’s 4 am
  • so you should get some sleep

(via juyceefrut)


Jan 20

Jan 16
juyceefrut:

kandyyuu:

playerprophet:

plaidninjaturtle:

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

WHY!? The timing..!

I don’t think I can NOT reblog something that made me laugh so hard.
THE COMMENTARY

sitting here crying don’t mind me

xDD isdjfoisjfsidf

juyceefrut:

kandyyuu:

playerprophet:

plaidninjaturtle:

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

WHY!? The timing..!

I don’t think I can NOT reblog something that made me laugh so hard.

THE COMMENTARY

sitting here crying don’t mind me

xDD isdjfoisjfsidf



Jan 14

juyceefrut:

HAHA REALLY. REALLY?

OKAY WILL BRING OUT LEAFY AND FERN SOMETIME.

If with Ravioli…

RAVI: Mom, is that a new toy?

ME: No, son, it’s a [puts on the ground] turtle.

RAVI: Oh! What’s a tur- OH FUCK, MOM, IT MOVES. OH MY CAT IT’S CHASING ME SHIT RUN AWAY


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