These words, like daggers.

Well, you’re an idiot for losing your phone, for the nth fucking time.

And no, I am not attending your stupid LOL I LOST MY PHONE GUISE COME SEND ME ALL YOUR NUMBERS SO I CAN LOSE THEM AGAIN event, because, like I said, you’re an idiot for losing it in the first place. Ask me personally if you really want to get my number, you lazy shit.

Fuck you.